Hellow I am
Ángel,I am going to tell you some jokes,I wait you like it:
There is a drunk and then,he goes to
his house and i see hiself in his mirror and say:
.What are you doing here?
What are you doing in my house?-and at
the same time he stand up her arm
If you stand up your arm again i will
hit you-and he stand up his arm again and hit to the mirror and when
he saw the glass on the floor he say:
-Sorry,i didn't knew you have got
glasses.
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Wich animal has got more tooth?? The
Perez Ratoncito
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is a boy called Jaimito that he is in the school and then the teacher
say:
-Jaimito if there are 3 birds in the
window and I kill one bird with a gun,how much bird are in the
window?
-Any birds
-Jaimito in the window are 2 birds
because 3 less 1 is 2
-No because you kill one but the others
ones be scary and go out.
Jaimito is in her house and his mather
go out for go shopping and the she say:
-Jaimito,please clean the floor with
bleach,do a sandwich of nocilla,put the baby in cradle and put the
chicken in the oven.
-O.K. Mum
When the mather come back she say:
Jaimito,did you do everithing I say?
-Yes mum,I clean the floor with
Nocilla,i put the baby in the oven,I do a sandwich of bleach and I
put the chicken in the cardle.
Jaimito! what did yo do??
-Shh!,the chicken is
sleeping
-Paco are you squinting?
-NO,I have got a eye so beautifull as
the other looks at him.
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I am in my house when someone call to
the door and I say:
-How is?
-I'm
-Ah!,if are you,I am more quiet.
One person was looking the news in
1990:
-Oh my God! in 2012 the world finish,I
should live the life the fullest.
In 2011 other person was looking the
same new
-Only 1 year more of mortgage.
I was watching the TV when i saw to
Pepe with blood in the mouth and i think.... he eats someone.
